Today’s letter is for Keri who had a birthday earlier this month. Keri doesn’t celebrate her birthday though, she celebrates her birthmonth so I sent her a birthmonth card which, confound it, I forgot to photograph before I sealed up the envelope so instead, I will show you the birthmonth card she just sent to me.

Let me tell you, in case you’ve never tried, It is freaking impossible to photograph a holographic image.

You can guess what it said though, right?